Posted by
John Finnigan on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 10:38:46 AM
Democrat Sith Lord to Obama
A joke, for those incapable of recognizing one.
Democrat Sith Lord, Jeremiah Wright, summons his apprentice, Darth Obama to his chamber. Obama enters and kneels. “ What is your bidding my master.”
“You have grown strong in the dark side of the LAME, Darth Obama. But I feel a ripple in the LAME that betrays your feelings.” Obama is silent. “ Deception is key to success in our new empire,” continues Lord Wright, “ Even though we will crush the Honky, vanquish the Jedi and restore Darkness to the universe, we must be careful.”
Darth Obama asks, again. “ What the f**k do you want from me?”
Lord Wright smiles, “ Build me a pleasure palace in Tinley Park-away from the hood where the Dark Side of the Lame thrives. Buy me a Bentley, and give me a $10,000,000. retainer for incidentals. Send my wife on a cruise and lend me some your choice young interns.”
Obama responds. “ It shall be done, Master.”
“ When you have won the election We shall rule and restore the true power of the Dark Side-incompetence and ineptitude-to our kingdom and rule for a thousand years.” Says Lord Wright.
Darth Obama smiles. “ Can I have Larry Sinclair back then?”
Sith Lord Wright smiles, “ And the magic white powder too…”
Darth Obama leaves his Masters Lair wondering, “ Would Michelle can go on that cruise?”