Posted by
John Finnigan on Monday, July 14, 2008 2:09:42 PM
Republican Jedi Master to John McCain
A joke, for those not capable of recognizing one.
John McCain went to the great Republican Jedi Master “Useless,” and asked the following question: “Oh great and transient Useless, teach me how to triangulate like yourself.”
Bob Dole, er, I mean Useless responded: “ Johnny Boy, the LAME is strong in you. In fact the LAME is so strong in you the media tacitly likes you. If you wish to achieve a LAME defeat like me listen to you inner LAMENESS and follow it’s course. However, if lightening strikes and you actually win, do not worry. You will be the longest serving Lame Duck in History.”
Visions of the Hanoi Hilton drifted through John’s brain and the LAME touched him powerfully.
“ I shall be a powerful Jedi Master of the LAME,” John told himself.