Republican Masters of Lame first see Darth Obama, Sith Apprentice.

When the Jedi Masters of Lame first saw Darth Obama, their mouths fell open and Master Useless asked, “ What is that?”

“ It looks like A Democrat Sith.” Said  Useless’ apprentice Johnny Boy McCain.

“But we haven’t seen a real Sith since Darth Bubba weaseled out of his sperm all over Monica’s dress.” Useless says.

Johnny Boy shruggs.

“Careful we must be,” says Useless “ The Sith always travel in pairs of two.”

“ You don’t suppose the Sith Lord could Be…” Johnny Boy is cut off by Useless.

“Jesse Jackson?” Injects Useless “ No, remove the testicles of this Darth Obama wants he. The ways of deception, incompetence and ineptitude are powerful weapons of the Sith. We must be very careful not to disgrace ourselves by being defeated by such Dark Lameness.”

“ Can we defeat the Sith’s weapons Master Useless?” Asks Johnny Boy.

Democrat Sith Lord to Obama

A joke, for those incapable of recognizing one.

Democrat Sith Lord, Jeremiah Wright, summons his apprentice, Darth Obama to his chamber. Obama enters and kneels. “ What is your bidding my master.”

“You have grown strong in the dark side of the LAME, Darth Obama. But I feel a ripple in the LAME that betrays your feelings.” Obama is silent. “ Deception is key to success in our new empire,” continues Lord Wright, “ Even though we will crush the Honky, vanquish the Jedi and restore Darkness to the universe, we must be careful.”

Darth Obama asks, again. “ What the f**k do you want from me?”

Lord Wright smiles, “ Build me a pleasure palace in Tinley Park-away from the hood where the Dark Side of the Lame thrives. Buy me a Bentley, and give me a $10,000,000. retainer for incidentals. Send my wife on a cruise and lend me some your choice young interns.”

Obama responds. “ It shall be done, Master.”

“ When you have won the election We shall rule and restore the true power of the Dark Side-incompetence and ineptitude-to our kingdom and rule for a thousand years.” Says Lord Wright.

Darth Obama smiles. “ Can I have Larry Sinclair back then?”

Sith Lord Wright smiles, “ And the magic white powder too…”

Darth Obama leaves his Masters Lair wondering, “ Would Michelle can go on that cruise?”

A joke, for those not capable of recognizing one.

John McCain went to the great Republican Jedi Master “Useless,” and asked the following question: “Oh great and transient Useless,  teach me how to triangulate like yourself.”

Bob Dole, er, I mean Useless responded: “ Johnny Boy, the LAME is strong in you. In fact the LAME is so strong in you the media tacitly likes you. If you wish to achieve a LAME defeat like me listen to you inner LAMENESS and follow it’s course. However, if lightening strikes and you actually win, do not worry. You will be the longest serving Lame Duck in History.”

Visions of the Hanoi Hilton drifted through John’s brain and the LAME touched him powerfully.

“ I shall be a powerful Jedi Master of the LAME,” John told himself.

Summation of the clash between Islamic terrorism and the West on Egyptian T.V.

FYI

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Gas, Oil and Sticker Shock.

I was driving my econo-box car yesterday around the Chicago Land area. Chicago Land for those of you who don’t know is Chicago’s equivalent of Washington’s beltway. I paid a mere four dollars forty four cents and 99/100ths per gallon at the cheap gas store in lovely Orland Park.

Within the next two years I expect to pay twice that amount. I’m not happy about that.

However, truthfully, I love my cars. I always have and probably always will. I still love big SUVs and pickup trucks. I may hate paying $600 to $700 a month for gas for the big vehicles, but I still love them.

If I owned a really big pickup truck free and clear, I’d probably keep it and just pay the price for gas; and enjoy the privilege of driving it.

Obama’s Birth Certificate turns out to be a forgery.

Well, it turns out that the birth certificate Obama’s been posting on his web sites as authentic turns out to be a forgery. OOPS! And, it seems that a document expert from the Department of Homeland Security is somehow involved in the forgery’s authentication.  OOPS!

I’m sure there is an illogical explanation that will placate the press and his supporters.

John

Obama Rapes the Ku (Daily Kos) Klan and the rest of his base.

Well, Surprise, Surprise, Surprise; the Duke of Hyde Park-Barack Obama-has has had his way with his base supporters and now he is changing his political tune. At least Jimmy Carter waited to poke his base supporters in the eyes until he spoke at his inauguration the first time he was sworn in as governor; his supporters being the white supremacists at the time.

The KDKK-Ku Daily Kos Klan-is in a snit over Obama breaking his promises and changing his position even before he officially accepts nomination at the Democrat Convention.

Move-On is mad also.

So, for those lefties who feel they’ve been shagged by Obama and left in bed alone and rejected I ask this question: Do you feel like you’ve been cheated?

It’s still not too late to get Hillary to run third party.

John

Obama has the repeating pattern of having proxies attack his opponents, slash and burn the opposing people or ideas, then stepping back and saying” Oh, I don’t believe that way. I would never do that!”

He’s done this over, and over, and over. Years ago I worked in an alcohol recovery facility. This pattern of behavior is reminiscent of unaddressed passive aggressive rage.

He sends his pastor, his friends, his wife, and his staff members out to say and do outrageous things, then repudiates them, but only if the heat gets too hot.

John

Today you’ll see the occasional sign with the cost of premium gas going tor over $5.00 a barrel. I was watching a ten year old movie and the gas signs in the movie showed premium gas at $1.25.00 a gallon back then.

Car sales are down, but gas consumption when compared to sales is not.

So, $6.00 a gallon by august 15 is not out of the question.

Remember, the price will rise to whatever the market will uphold. As long as consumption continues and global demand raises, prices will continue to go up and up, and up.  

Will there be $8.00 to $10.00 per gallon by Christmas?  Maybe, hold on to see….

John

Blow Back from the War On Drugs.

The war on drugs has proven that ingenuity, organization and innovation can make you rich. Unfortunately, in the business of narcotics wealth comes at a high human cost.

In terms of a conventional battle, the war on drugs has failed. Capitalism has proven that where there is money to be made, somebody will likely pay the price to make it. In the narcotics business the human cost of business is vast. Many in our society want to surrender the battlefield, declare victory and let the multinational companies profit from the willingness of some people the pay for the pleasure of getting high.

Ironically, it because of the war on drugs that gangs like the Bloods, Crips, Mexican Mafia and MS 13 can make big money in their enterprises. Almost all gangs survive from their profit from drug sales. I recall an old school rapper saying that until crack cocaine transformed the hood because it brought a large infusion of cash to may impoverished communities.

What would all those organized angry young men and women do if we took their largest self perceived avenue for making money away? It’s an interesting question.

Now, I do not support drugs or drug sales. However the narco-entrepreneurs are not likely to loose their way of life and not look for something else illicit to do.

Narco-entrepreneurs are very much like guerrilla fighters in an insurgency. They don’t just wave white flags and abide by rules of surrender. Take away their funding sources and they will do something else. Maybe even something worse.

John

Many republicans believe this thesis. I don’t. When is voting with your conscience a for the for the enemy?  Never. I respect John McCain and appreciate his service and dedication to our country. As of today, I can’t vote for him.

I don’t believe in voting for the lesser of two evils. Logically, voting for evil is voting for evil.  My conscience won’t allow me to do that.

John McCain has repeatedly called people like me agents of intolerance. So, guess what? He was correct. I disagree with John and can’t vote for him.

For those of you who lament us agents of intolerance having a conscience and making sincere attempts at following it, remember; we didn’t nominate John McCain. And, when is voting for evil the right thing to do?

John

Rush Limbaugh Does it Again

Rush Limbaugh, the Godfather of modern conservative broadcast journalism, set yet another record with his recent radio contract. I really appreciate his blazing the trail in the conservative field and inspiring me to step out and begin to speak out. In Rush’s case, money talks and Rush beat the contracts of everybody else in the field combined. Rush Limbaugh is a man who hasn’t stopped thinking big. Thank goodness.

John

China Thinks Big

I hate to say it, but the Chinese and Indians are thinking big, just like the Americans used to.

China is on a building binge: big cities, big infrastructure, big hydroelectric projects, big industry and big finance. Capitalism is alive and well in of all places communist China.  Over 150 million Chinese have entered the ranks of global middle class citizens over the last fifteen to twenty years. And, they want the good life.

For the West the implication is staggering; either get going with thinking big again or move over.